The reference to TRON is kinda funny. Once we got to Florida on Sunday,

we rolled into the condo and went to sleep. When we woke up later that afternoon,      the boredom set in immediately. "Let's go to that Mall we passed in Tampa and see a movie!"

Jesus! Please tell me that I wasn't the Nimrod who came up with that piece of intellectual cow manure. If I did, I will resign my membership in the Human Race and go to work for Microsoft.

What the F#@K was our problem? Here we are in Florida and the first thing we decide to do is go to see a movie. Brainless. Simply brainless.

I say it was Roger who suggested it. After all, he was eating his underwear as he was unpacking.

At least for meals, Perry and I ate literally dozens of frozen pizzas!

Anyway, we went and saw Star Trek 2, The Wrath of Khan that day.

THEN! Do you believe this? A few days later, we went to that same lousy mall and saw TRON again!

At least while at the mall that day, we went into a toy store and purchased some of those 8 inch, Balsa wood, rubber-band powered airplanes and PacMan Toys.

Just wait a minute! The PacMan toys play no part in this story any more! The airplanes do!

The airplanes, in conjunction with a cigarette lighter would produce a 15 minute period in our lives which, to this day, we all still agree were the

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Copyright 1998 Robert J. Leracz